A rare sortie by the Grumpy Bursar into the world of culture. My entry for Chalk Stream Poet Laureate:
Ode to the Haslingfield Waste Water Treatment Plant
The bounders at Anglian Water
Have done what they really not oughter
Spilling four months of wee
Defiling the poor Rhee
And affronting a King’s College porter.
Inspired by the above’s regulatory returns for 2023: 172 spills for 2,935 hours (34% of the year).
The Grumpy Emeritus Bursar 